GUff Pants Grand Adventure

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GUff Pants Grand Adventure

Postby Shaunede » 05 Aug 2016, 01:13

So today that perverted little Slaanesh worshiper Captain Guffpants decided to go for a merry jaunt out of the eye of terror with his trusty and slaved daemon Aaron. Little did he know that Red Scorpion chump was lurking around out there. What a chump spoiling Guffpants fun. SO Guffpants decided to do what comes naturally to him and fail in defeating the sodden false Emperor worshippers.

Although he did get defeated this day he gave a darn good showing of himself and managed to bloody that fool Culn for his efforts. The greater armour of the Scorpions shone through in the end despite valaint efforts from the on going slaanesh marines and the terminators that feel all the pain but oh dont they enjoy it. The Scorpions even managed to shoot a fire extinquisher down Henry the helldrakes throat and snuff out his flame nonsense (bloody rude).

Aarons heroics of defeating Culn and some honor guards oh and his personal Spartan has almost earned him a repreave from the stimulating touches of Slaanesh. Sadly tho he just is to beardy to let go from it :D

Needless to say a priority broadcast was sent to the Warmaster who himself is mustering a mighty Army kindly donated by Guffpants and The Emperors Finest warband.

More news will be forthcoming as soon as The Despoiler strikes back into the Imperium again.

Remambrancer Seanivus out. . . . . . .
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Re: GUff Pants Grand Adventure

Postby Maddog7558 » 05 Aug 2016, 15:56

Haha brilliant love it Shaun
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Re: GUff Pants Grand Adventure

Postby The-Red-Terror » 05 Aug 2016, 16:11

............... beardy my arse
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Re: GUff Pants Grand Adventure

Postby presidential james » 05 Aug 2016, 20:15

The-Red-Terror wrote:............... beardy my arse

Aaron think about it if u used ur non cheese 9 monstrous creatures with the advanced super tactic of veering to the left u would be unbeatable
+ that with ur rigged dice rolling only 6s gg

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